Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
Drive Recklessly - Video
i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows
now we just need a show that references Supernatural
You mean like
Can each of you say something in French, please? [x]
my health teacher told us this and it just sunk in.
excuse my hand writing.
this got notes really fast omg
omg this has only been up for a couple hours wow freaking out thanks guys
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
“…at our wedding, Kurt wore green pajamas because he was too lazy.” -Courtney Love
ive reblogged this like 600 times
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT
one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
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