You are not born with hate and this here proves that
getting all the thotties with that fresh line up
BRUH THEY OUT HERE CHECKIN OUT HOMIES WAVES
at the pet store like
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
are u trying to steal my mom
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
this is great
eh Seat belt
send this to your crush with no context
it’s all in the joints
Anonymous said: What did you get on your SAT's?
mostly disappointed looks from my parents
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