just think about how many people are taking a dump right now…your best friend…your third grade crush…the Pope…Miranda Cosgrove…all of them might be doing it at this very moment and I think that’s pretty amazing
If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
Drake & Josh - 2007
iCarly - 2010
this entire poem destroyed me
this breaks my heart
a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
Scott disick is my favorite kardashian
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.
I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?
Wet Yourself! At The Party
it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad
how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40
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