I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
A drawing about how to be the best you you can be
I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine and which ones I created to please you.
i wanted to go to music festivals with you and lie on the ground when we’re too exhausted, and you could lie in my lap and i’d play with your hair and fingers and you’d fall asleep listening to rad music
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
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